Twitter Thread Filled To The Brim With The Most Ridonkulous Names People Gave Their Cats

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kalila courban
Aug 23, 2022 2:00 PM EDT

Hey cat lovers! You guys know all too well that cat owners have a tendency to give their cats some ridonkulous names, and for what?? The answer is: for the heck of it. Apparently lots of people out there have really strange pet names that, God forbid a pet should get lost, sound just a little off when they're being screamed around the neighborhood. The cats compiled in this hilarious thread filled to the brim with the most ridonkulous names sport some very strange nomenclatures. 

To sum it up for ya- dog owners: their name is buddy cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito. Cats are strange little creatures and their humans know that they need strange little names to match their unique personalities. We are here for it, but when the names start becoming toooo ridonkulous, we tend raise an eyebrow. While everyone wants their pet to have a unique, fun name, it might make more sense to give them a name within reason. But that's just our humble professional expert opinion! Take it or leave it, Doc. 

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    Font - Adam @adamgreattweet · Follow dog owners: their name is buddy cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito 7:02 PM Jul 3, 2022 Read the full conversation on Twitter 487.1K Ⓡ
    via @adamgreattweet
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    Cat - Sean Bean Jeauxvi @LandeCalrissian Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Rupert Beef Wellington 4:00 AM Jul 4, 2022 732 i
    via @LandeCalrissian
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    Cat - Kaley > @haleyh2gkmo. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet this is The Gentleman, simply because he is always in formal attire 5:27 AM Jul 4, 2022 298 . i
    via @haleyh2gkmo
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    Cat - Halal Murray @jochitopc Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet This is Galileo Figaro Magnifico (goes by Figaro) 4:20 AM Jul 4, 2022 121 . i
    via @jochitopc
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    Cat - Josiah Hatfield @josiahdhatfield Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Eleanor Catfield 3:21 AM Jul 4, 2022 350 i
    via @josiahdhatfield
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    Cat - Cali Colliver @ColliverCali Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Bathtub and faucet 4:06 AM Jul 4, 2022 513 16 YA 10 CZNE i
    via @ColliverCali
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    Photograph - Bad Trad Dad Chad @Capnduckdodgers Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet My kitty Spörk. 4:16 AM Jul 4, 2022 54 . i
    via @Capnduckdodgers
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    Cat - Lee Uber @MrLeeUber. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Cheezit says hello 11:18 PM Jul 3, 2022 589 (i)
    via @MrLeeUber
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    Cat - asqueroso @dumbnuggetdon Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet kevin 3:57 AM Jul 4, 2022 967 (i)
    via @dumbnuggetdon
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    Cat - bryan @liandry00 Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet her name is egg MIDWAY Bally CO 6:42 AM Jul 4, 2022 276 ED BY. THE SAME DOC SALES & SERVICE 8000 When Ave, Sube B Ca (818) 504-0440 (i)
    via @liandry00
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    Cat - RaePete @RaePete_ Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet and @MarthaKelly3 Rumpelstiltskin 1:59 AM Jul 4, 2022 773 . (i)
    via @RaePete_
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    Cat - Jules @KinCbus Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Ummm...... Actually it's Tuna and Mayonnaise. 2:52 AM Jul 4, 2022 from Newark, OH 1.1K . i
    via @KinCbus
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    Cat - that's mister egbert to you @nutrimercenary. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet my wifes cat is named vodka and beer. singular cat. thats his full name. 3:33 AM Jul 4, 2022 4.2K . O
    via @nutrimercenary
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    Cat - Lexy Lily @LexyLily3 Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet My family has 4 cats and one dog. The dog's name is Luna. The cats names are Scratch, Chicken Nugget, Death, and Taxes. Death and Taxes are brothers. This is Nugget, my chonky boy! 10:02 AM Jul 4, 2022 1.8K 300
    via @LexyLily3
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    Brown - grud @grudmode Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Baby boy Yolo :) 4:35 AM Jul 4, 2022 22 . i
    via @grudmode
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    Cat - celes @svetlemodry. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet my cat's name is Packaging. i've been waiting for this tweet for too long 3:47 AM Jul 4, 2022 1.4K • farmacity.com i
    via @svetlemodry
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    Cat - Heighyleigh @shmiiff Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet This is Chalupa 4:49 AM Jul 4, 2022 680 . i
    via @shmiiff
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    Cat - Mads @crustymaddie. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet his name is soup.. as in french onion 3:04 AM Jul 4, 2022 . 1.9K (i)
    via @crustymaddie
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    Plant - Jami @JamiEastman Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet This is my cat Tuberculosis. She also goes by TB or Tuberculosis Jones 3:39 AM Jul 4, 2022 1.3K . 0
    via @JamiEastman
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    Cat - im nice at ping pong @catbawl Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Jeff Gordon Ramsay, race car driving chef 12:07 AM Jul 4, 2022 1.2K VION (i)
    via @catbawl
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    Cat - Dr. Liz W Faber is frantically writing @LizWFab Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet These are Dr. Regina Orange and Ms. Jacqueline (Jackie) Squish 4:01 AM Jul 4, 2022 . 840 Stressed Spele i
    via @LizWFab
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    Rectangle - Lady Lush @wineandasammich Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet My friend's cat didn't have a name so we called him Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, Diggles for short 11:29 PM Jul 3, 2022 199 i
    via @wineandasammich
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    Cat - Pro Choice Dade @StimkyThumb Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet My name Thumb :) 7:08 PM Jul 4, 2022 135 18 (i)
    via @StimkyThumb
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    Cat - Hannah Wiesnoski @hannahwiesnoski Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet This is my cat, Tupperware 2:49 AM Jul 4, 2022 5.3K (i)
    via @hannahwiesnoski
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    Cat - MVTK @TisburyVGC. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet I think Oregano fits the bill here 55 2:35 AM Jul 4, 2022 (i)
    via @TisburyVGC
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    Cat - Nicholas @Gnarnold_Palmer Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Kolby-Jack doesn't dig this slander 3:51 AM Jul 4, 2022 699 . i
    via @Gnarnold_Palmer
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    Photograph - nicole @nicole_iadevaia. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet cowboy 3:11 AM Jul 4, 2022 710 Ⓡ
    via @nicole_iadevaia
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    Vertebrate - Ailbhe @toasterpoaster Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet *looks over at my cat, Spicy Fruit Toast* okay you got me there 2:50 AM Jul 4, 2022 537 YA ALY i
    via @toasterpoaster
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    Cat - Natalia @NataliaNatashaN Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Makaroni! 23 2:26 AM Jul 4, 2022 (i)
    via @NataliaNatashaN
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    Cat - Peachy/Hayden @peachyjester666 Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Counteroffer: cats with basic human names. This is Ralph 148 2.6K ФӘ 3:19 AM Jul 4, 2022 66 q tel Rec i
    via @peachyjester666
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    Hand - lex @wholesomewhore1 Follow Replying to @RaePete_ @adamgreattweet and @MarthaKelly3 chester 4:57 AM Jul 4, 2022 126 Ⓡ
    via @wholesomewhore1
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    Felidae - tabby @tcbbywitch. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet his name is Pants Jr. 4:26 AM Jul 4, 2022 132 . (i)
    via @tcbbywitch
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    Cat - That b h loves dogs @allthemdogs. Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet Possum 2:14 AM Jul 4, 2022 42 i
    via @allthemdogs
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    Photograph - Cup Desert Shrooms Replying to @adamgreattweet Pepperoni Pizza (Pepper) (30 @desertshrooms Follow 47 3:41 AM Jul 4, 2022 . (i)
    via @adamgreattweet
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    Cat - Alex A @alxdoge Follow Replying to @adamgreattweet This is Muffin 5:44 AM Jul 4, 2022 3 . i
    via @alxdoge

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